The long and satisfying 28,000 year history of the dildo The oldest dildo in the world is approximately 28,000 years old. It was discovered in 2005 in Tbingen, Germany by archaeological researchers at the university there. It is eight inches long and " Volksgarten: Der lteste Club in Wien German Scientists Discover The World's Oldest Dildo Herb Nippelmassage, Brste quetschen, Nippel Orgasmus beim Strom TIL the oldest confirmed dildo is ~28,000 years old, made of siltstone, has etched rings around the top, and is highly polished from use : r todayilearned